jolt cola

tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix

i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition

by gnizzle September 09, 2004

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

Jolt Cola

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.

Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.

by G-Union October 31, 2003