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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
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Old Man Jeffrey

1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.

2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
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