Januarians

The people that flock to join the gym after Christmas. Never seen in any other month of the year.

‘The car park at the gym is so full this week!’ ‘Yes that will be the Januarians, will be back to normal in Feb’

‘I haven’t seen you here before’ ‘no, that’s because I’m a a Januarian’

by NatBen January 16, 2024

The Januaries

Kind of like the Mondays but you feel like shit the whole month of January, by far the worst month of the year.

It's cold and there's nothing to do, the holidays are over and you go back to school/work, and the whole month just fucking sucks. And the fact that it's the first month makes it feel even longer.

What's wrong with Sean?
Oh, he's just got a real bad case of the Januaries.

by HildaSimp January 5, 2025