jamaican ganja tour

a very long journey through jamaica were in the ganja consumed would match that of your body weight

jamaican ganja tour....got milk?

by best thing ever October 10, 2008

Jamaican Girl

Loves coconut
Loves reggae
Loves bright colors and haute couture
Loves God and going to church
Loves cooking big Jamaican meals
Loves mixed race kids
Loves skin bleach
Loves big, fashionable weaves and wigs
Very sour and bitter from having to put up with the shenanigans of Jamaican men chasing after White women
Don't take any nonsense from anyone
Love to wuk pon you in the club
Will you show you how it's done- take notes

Tammy: A Jamaican girl will always be the coolest on the planet.

Wanda: I know, right? I totes want to visit Jamaica and meet a Jamaican girl, but my parents say it's too dangerous.

Greg: Go Jamaican Girls!

by TrickyPickle September 15, 2016

Jamaican guy with dreads

There is no definition for him but here is a story

Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.

Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.

THE END.

by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017

Jamaican Hand Grenade

Nickname give to Red Stripe (TM) Beer, refering to the bottle's somewhat unique barrel shape with a short neck. Also used in reference to potencey of the beer.

"Hey man, toss me one of them jamaican hand grenades" ; "Those jamaican hand grenades kicked my ass last night" ; "One of those jamaican hand grenades went off in my head"

by Sp@rky June 5, 2009

jamaican tour-guide

While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke

Dude I gave my girl a jamaican tour-guide last night and got high as hell!!

by Billy Joel 911 March 26, 2008

jamaican loosey goose

the act of going down a bobsled track butt naked

dude, i was at a ski resort this weekend, and my girlfriend wanted me to jamaican loosey goose with her!

by moore b-cut March 8, 2011

jamaican crab go crunch

15 british/jamaican person who does boxing

have u heard of jamaican crab go crunch?

by catorgansontiktok December 25, 2020