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horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
by scodder May 2, 2010
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help your uncle jack off a horse

A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
by TehEndieMC December 14, 2014
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