Jovian is a very conflicting person usually wanting to start problems for the hell of it. Jovian can be nice at times but when everyone around him is having a good day, he’s the one to ruin it. He makes people laugh with disgusting humor and is disgusting himself. He’s a slob of a BOY, and he doesn’t care about anyone for himself. He’s other wise known as a pervert or man whore.
Example: That man whore is such a Jovian!
Example: That man whore is such a Jovian!
by Jovian’s a virgin December 03, 2019
A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022
Jovians are males who only want to fuck. They just exploid persons and only look after themself. When a Jovian used you out, it will hurt a lot and he's not even notice it. After you meet a Jovian, you will think about everything and gonna have questions in you mind, and the things doesn't have anything to do with him. He likes to connect to person who are close to you and doesn't care what you think about it.
by jjsjjfjfbebdbfbfbjf November 25, 2021
Men who are romantically and/or sexually attracted to men exclusively
Coined by the Funny Brothers Matt Watson and Ryan Magee
Coined by the Funny Brothers Matt Watson and Ryan Magee
by yunocchi March 19, 2024
A gay man, based on the claim of Bon Jovi being homosexual, established in an attempt to have a word similar to 'Lesbian' for a gay man.
I'm coming out as a Jovian.
by peachbat March 21, 2024
Slang term for homosexual men based on famous singer Bon Jovi.
Coined by American Funny Brothers, aka Supermega.
Coined by American Funny Brothers, aka Supermega.
by MonkeyPussy March 19, 2024
A term for a man who is only attracted to other men. The term originated from the name Bon Jovi, most notably known for being a jovian. Penned by Mathias and Ryland Magoo.
by Meghed April 29, 2024