Irish Wristwatch 

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

Irish Wristwatch by 11Chicago March 7, 2025

Irish Wrist Watch 

The act of ejactulating onto the anal rim of a female, followed by fisting the ass hole until the wrist touches the sphincter. The ring of brown and white upon ones wrist after withdrawal of the fist is an Irish Wrist Watch.

'Bend over love, I want an Irish Wrist Watch'

Irish Wrist Watch by Thebloodymary May 20, 2015