Yea Sheila LOVE'S it in the doghouse, shes not so keen on muddy paws all over her fresly washed (front door) rug.
by James H Dalglish December 10, 2012
Verb. The insertion of objects or substances (usually contraband) into one's anus for the purpose of 1. Smuggling items, or 2. Clandestine absorption of narcotics through the lining of the anal cavity. Extremely useful for the habitually incarcerated or the closet drug abuser.
Ann- "Those molly are finally kicking in."
Dan- "I haven't seen you off that barstool for an hour. How you getting beans?"
Ann- "I doghoused them before we left." (wink)
Dan- (massive engorged erection) "Where am I gonna bury this stiff?"
Ann- (ghetto pregnant) "You gonna have to doghouse that bone ya'll, but grab that lube first."
Dan- "I haven't seen you off that barstool for an hour. How you getting beans?"
Ann- "I doghoused them before we left." (wink)
Dan- (massive engorged erection) "Where am I gonna bury this stiff?"
Ann- (ghetto pregnant) "You gonna have to doghouse that bone ya'll, but grab that lube first."
by philoramarobot October 30, 2013
The condition of emasculation occurring when there is or are opportunities to achieve a level of manliness but the correct choice is rejected for a feminine activity. The offending bro is immediately placed in the doghouse when willingly participating in such activities as:
hanging out with girlfriend's friends
not drinking a ton
spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings
becoming a male BFF to a female
being a vegetarian
truly caring for other people
etc.
hanging out with girlfriend's friends
not drinking a ton
spending more than ten minutes to get ready for anything, including weddings
becoming a male BFF to a female
being a vegetarian
truly caring for other people
etc.
Tom: "I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend and her parents. We're going to the mall. I'm excited."
Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)
Bill: "Doghouse." (walks away, shaking head)
by DMX mugshot April 24, 2011
by emcee2 March 10, 2008
slang term for a bass guitar or a stand up bass. usually in reference to being played in rock, blues or jazz.
hey sucka! Git up on that doghouse and let's take off! (pick up your bass guitar and let's improvise some music)
by david Horowitz November 29, 2006
Like in the closet, but for furries.
A: Man, have you seen him? He says he's not a furry but he wears a tail every day.
B: So in the doghouse.
B: So in the doghouse.
by totally-not-in-the-doghouse October 16, 2012
a show with a bald guy who thinks hes black and another drunk guy who repeats what schwoogie says,also for somereason its hysterical to them when some1 says eat fresh..proably cause like to eat fresh man ass
the doghouse is the shithouse
by fffffffrunkis September 30, 2006