I know you are, but what am I?

It's quite simply the most retarded comeback someone makes when they've completely lost the argument. This statement signifies that the argument has gone to a completely immature level. Below is a hardcore argument starting with the immature statement :)

Person 1: I know you are, but what am I?

Person 2: Good question. What are you?

Person 1: Wow, you're so dumb, you don't even know what I am?

Person 2: You're so dumb, you can't even answer my question.

Person 1: I don't answer stupid questions. Sorry.

Person 2: Then you shouldn't have made your first one.

by Searingwolfe July 13, 2011

I know you want to

Used as a sarcastic response to someone saying "Fuck you"

Rando: Fuck you!
Me: I know you want to.

Rando: 😤

by Bannter April 12, 2021

I know you not laughing

The 5 words of doom you WILL hear if someone catches you laughing at the wrong.

Person 1: “Cole ugly as shit, Cole fat and broke,”
Person 2: *Laughing his ass off*
Cole: Bitch, I know you not laughing?

by Heisenbergpoop January 6, 2022

you know that i know that you know that i know

When you and/or your friend type something in a group chat that is related to something only you two know so you send the you know that i know that you know that i know and confuses everyone else

Friend 1: has crush on John

*in le group chat*
Friend 1: why the hell is John's name in there
Friend 2: you know that i know that you know that i know
Friend 1: ahh yes
Everyone else: i am confusion

by RapoloMan January 10, 2020

i know you lyin

Its like I cant believe that. sort of like "stop lying!" or "get out of here!"

Pennny: hey girl, did you hear Kiesha was pregnant
Dee: Bitch! I know you lyin!
Penny: naw girl she showed me a picture of her ultrasound.

by MJ_lit February 14, 2017

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

AMONG US

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

by SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS January 26, 2022

i know you zone

This is when you are in love but she or he doesn't like you. You and he or she are not friends you just know each other. Therfore you are not even in the friend zone but the i know you zone. ;(

George: "man I am in the I know you zone, I am so sad"

by Asa The Definer March 27, 2017