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Tim Horton's Crew

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The name for the group of low-lifes, deadbeats, high school dropouts, druggies etc. that hang around Tim Horton's restaurants all day long!

AKA: T.H.C.
Person 1: "Look at those people sitting there"
Person 2: "Yeah they're the T.H.C."
Person 1: "What's T.H.C."
Person 2" "Tim Horton's Crew"

Person 1 & 2: "What Losers!"
by JoTySmith November 21, 2010
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paris hilton's monkey

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Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.
Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.
by beanfootage September 13, 2008
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A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!
Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??
by masochistic angel March 22, 2020
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Horton's Disease

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Having one foot larger than the other.
Sam: Yo, dude I have Horton's disease.
Bill: What? Is it catching?
Sam: Well check your shoe size and find out?
by Elephantus October 1, 2011
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Horton’s Hurler

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When you get so angry at the not-so-quick service at your not-so-favorite restaurant that you feel compelled to drop your drawers at the counter, take a dump and hurl it at the undeserving clerk. Can be followed up by wiping your ass with a napkin, if necessary, and hurling the results across the counter.
I was so pissed about the fact that my eggs were over medium rather than over easy that I had to treat the clerk to a Horton’s Hurler.
by Honey Porcupine June 6, 2018
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Shane Holton

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Shane Holton is the most sexy guy you've ever seen. A popular kid with a big heart, and a passion for making people smile. Shane Holton is "PERFECT"
person 1: Hey who is Shane Holton?
person 2: Just the best looking guy you'll ever meet.
by MRSIMP April 14, 2020
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Hilton Sisters

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Like the Olsen Twins, but with even more crack, and even less credentials.
The only two people in the world who are more undeserving of their wealth than the Osbourne children are the Hilton Sisters.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 26, 2004
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