Hockey Player

Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!

Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!

by hola nina May 18, 2020

hockey player

A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.

Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*

by KCC Randomosity December 29, 2008

Hockey Player

extreme coke user, snorts it all day long...

'24 hours of snorting' shit man, im a total hockey player now! 'nose falls off'

by anthony p November 2, 2004

Hockey player smile

A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.

John, you ever touch my sister again, ill give you a hockey player smile.

by kingsir1 June 24, 2013

girl hockey player

A girl who kicks ass at anything and everything she puts her mind to.

A girl hockey player is better than a boy hockey player.

by luciouslotus December 7, 2015

ice hockey player

A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey

Dany Heatly, Cam Janssen, Donald Brashear, Ray Emery, etc. An ice hockey player is amazing.

by ruppythebrute March 18, 2008

Angry Hockey Player

This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.

I went skating with your sister last night and gave her an Angry Hockey Player.

by StanMill August 29, 2005