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Heritage Middle School 

Heritage Middle School by pheny March 17, 2019

Colleyville Heritage High School

Where everyone is fake and their mom are fake blondes with dramatic eyelash extensions and orange spray tans. There are also toilets in the smoke room. Colleyville kids throw open house parties only for them to be busted in an hour.
“I popped 3 addys before class”
Oh you must got to Colleyville Heritage High School

Pioneer Heritage Middle School 

At PHMS your either Gay, Indian, a basic bitch, or a athletic black kid. All the girls are too sensitive. There is shit and piss all over the toilets because you can’t see from all the fucking smoke in the air. Once you get out of the bathroom you realize there’s a fucking cockroach up your ass. The computers are as slow as all the teachers 40 times. Half the kids smell like bad perfume, weed, or curry shit stains. This school is literally a prison, banning a new fucking thing everyday. All teachers use stone age technology to teach us something we won’t remember the next day. Half the teachers are literally autistic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey you goto Pioneer Heritage Middle School?”

“Yea...”

“Never talk to me again.”

Heritage High School

A large school with a gay mascot, because they can't think of a legitmate one. Full of potheads and future inmates, Heritage High School also fails epicly at sports, with their crosstown rival Loudoun County High School sweeping them in nearly every matchup of any importance
John: Hey, you go to Heritage High School, whats your mascot again?

Mike: The pride

John: What?

Mike: The pride. Like, since I go to Heritage I am a pride. No wait, I am a member of the pride, we are a pride. No wait, we are the pride. No, hang on....

John: Your gay

hermitage academy

the best school in scotland :D but full of sluts called sammy!
hermitage academy -'we are better than lomond!'
hermitage academy by salishan January 9, 2009

Hermitage 

Hermitage. It's one of the breeding grounds for sluts, whores, and druggies. Not to mention annoying and stuck up freshmen of the class of 2008. They think they own the school when, in fact, they don't. They must know every "popular" person in the school to be "cool." I know I can name a few (or more like a hundred or two) that are like this. They think they are at the top just because they just "happen" to have a brother or a sister that is an upperclassmen. or a neighbor. or "friend" or whatever. Another thing. How they refuse to have any manners at all? Example. I'm walking to my class. Two or three freshmen are standing in my way. I say " excuse me please "....no response. One more time. Still no response...even though they KNOW I am there. But that's enough about freshmen. Let me move on...

but first..

Don't you just love how we are always on the news. about shootings and stuff? yeah. it's great isn't it? the people at our school are no civilized people like me and others. they feel the need to threat the school and the people in it. like it is some kind of fun thing to do or a trend? what in the world? wow. oh, and let's endanger the lives of about 2500 people just because the guy in the other gang "wants your girl." ha. that is so lame.
Freshman #1: Like. are you getting a ride home today from John (a senior) ?
Freshman #2: noo. i think i'm gonna get a ride from Dev(another senior) instead.
Freshman #1: ohh okay. it's alright. as long as it's a senior we will be alright. because they love us, you know?






"Gangsta"#1: yo mayun, devonte be trippin', he be all ova mah gurl.
Gangsta #2: well what should we do mayun???!
Gangsta #1: Shoot 'em up. Wednesday. outside of da school. I'll bring da gun. an' a knife ta be safe.
Gangsta#2: aight mayun. i'll be dere.
Hermitage by pissed off. April 9, 2005