Headies

My breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The only thing worth putting in the lungs. SATIVA FUNK.

If it isn't headies, throw it back in his face.

by Headie Freddie November 23, 2003

headies

very nice marijuana
usually green with a frosted look from the THC crystals
has yellow, red, or orange hairs
prices usually 20 a gram or 400 an ounce wholesale

I don't smoke schwag douchebag, I only smoke headies

by Joeycpd August 27, 2008

Freddy’s Headies

Getting a job at Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steakburgers and receiving a blowjob from a coworker. Traditionally done in the Midwest.

“I started working at Freddy’s last week, and the supervisor already gave me Freddy’s headies.”

by JoshFromPapaMurphy’s December 8, 2021

Dank Headies

Really good shit.

1 Hit Quit

Very Yummy Dank Headies.

by i420i January 10, 2011

Headies

The dankest dankity dank danks that ever did DANK.

Headies had to let him go. Now headies has a job making headies. I don't think he'll ever eat bread again, let alone make it.
DANK!

by SpoonyB May 1, 2008

Headies

High grade Cannabis. Usually associated with the White Widow and Blueberry genetic strands.

I got a z of that headie shit.

by Zack December 8, 2002

headies

A term originally used to define high quality marijuana, since the term has increased in popularity, drug dealers now use it very loosely to increase the price of average bud. Many bustas who have not smoked enough weed to tell the difference between high and mid quality nuggets will be fooled into buying overpriced "headies" because they are led to believe it is good. If someone reps their weed for being headies, stay away from them.

You: "I just scored some headies for only $60 an eighth!"
Me: "You're a faggot"

by PattyD March 6, 2007