hard rock

When your boner is so intense, that your ball become as hard as your boner.

Her ass made me so hard that I recieved a hard rock along with a boner.

by frixxy August 3, 2012

hard rock

another term for an erection or boner.

Fundo: Hey girl, I got a hard rock.
Girl: You own a cafe?!
Fundo: Yeah. Come get some coffee, bitch!

by authOOr June 27, 2006

Hard Rock

Horrid music that is similar to heavy metal. Led Zeppelin was considered the fathers of hard rock. Fans of hard rock were like punx but they were more violent and they had no purpose.

Hard rock bands are Led Zeppelin, Quiet Riot, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Def Leppard, and Motley Crue.

by Freak Face February 10, 2005

Hard rock nick

A video by drew gooden, guy pretending to be rich

Bro, those yeezys are fake as hell, he’s such a HARD ROCK NICK

yeah man, he is

by itshardrocknick June 1, 2019

Hard rock hotel

Preliminary sex position. One gives oral sex to the other while he/she is rolling a joint to share after sex.

"We did a hard rock hotel last night, it was soooo good and then we were soooo stoned"

by JokeAIRlines December 14, 2021

hard rock cereal

I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning

ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023