Holy Ass Balls

When you see something that you cannot explain, understand or even fathom. Used when there are no other expressive expressions that seem to cut it.
Did you see who Verny took home?

Holy ass balls, how did that happen?

Yeah, Verny is nasty.
by Hairybastard February 19, 2010
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Holy Jesus Balls

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!
Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!
by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016
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holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"
holy shit balls batman is that your new car
by zack milf December 14, 2011
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An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.
"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"

"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "

"And the winner is... Sarah _____"

"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "
by Intertia Longer January 5, 2010
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holy mother of balls

Holy Mother of Balls is when an event is so profound, so amazing and awesome, that a single ball will not suffice, the Holy Mother of Balls needs to be referenced.
Holy Mother of Balls, did you just jump that gorge on your motorcycle?
by InkMan November 17, 2013
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Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".
by skinner January 3, 2014
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Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
by Vaksej November 8, 2021
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