Gorpism

A world religion that originated from Christianity. there are 10 members: a pope, a messiah, 3 disciples and 6 followers. The god, and also pharaoh, is Gorp. The only condition to become a follower of this religion is that you have at least an A for your tests, otherwise the Pope will destroy you.

I want to be a follower of the Gorpism, but I don’t believe, just like the Messiah.

by KIPPENVLEES1 October 12, 2018

Gurismran

she is the most wonderful person you will ever meet. she is very artistic, funny and smart. she is also extremely beautiful

oh damn I sure wish I was like Gursimran

oh damn I sure wish I was like Gurismran

by TaKshi69420 June 5, 2019

Gulpism

The religion of following the Gulp Cat (Uni the Cat holding a Super Big Gulp from 7/11)

guy 1: Did you hear about the new Gulpism bishop?
guy 2: Pyro4817? yeah he's the bishop of iraq
gay guy 1: Pyro4817 is so hot i wanna suck his dick

by Pyro4817butcooler May 3, 2024