gravitarian

gra·vi·tar·ian
/gra-və-ˈter-ē-ən/
noun

a person of serious bearing who eschews frivolity; not to be confused with a "wet blanket"

He doesn't participate in hijinks because he's a gravitarian.

by Ceifaero October 24, 2019

gravitateurd1ckinmechuya

an indescribable mutual who simps for chuuya and kins him and ranpo. whilst also being an intp

bro have you heard of gravitateurd1ckinmechuya?
yeah we’re mutuals theyre kinda gay

by jxjajcjahxjahd December 23, 2021

gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.

After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.

by gimpomatic April 11, 2010

GravitAss

An ass so large and luscious, that it has it's own gravitational pull. Typically located on an African-American Female. If you come too close to one please beware, you might fall into the event horizon--much like a black hole--and not be able to prevent yourself from grabbing it. This term is a combination of the latin word 'gravitas' (weight), and the word 'ass.'

Tyrone: "DAYUM BRUH! Have you seen dat phat ass on Shaniqua lately?"

Jamal: Yeah! Seriously...she got dat gravitass!

by Mister Smoooth September 24, 2011

Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.

Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.

by Plongeur April 25, 2012

gravitas

n. strength of character, self esteem, confidance. syn: balls.

Stephen Colbert has gravitas.
A horse has big gravitas.

by Cliff W December 5, 2005

gravitas

Kiefer Sutherland's favorite word

"What is your favorite word, Kiefer?"
"Latin, gravitas."

by kuzinrob July 21, 2008