Gonzalo

To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.

Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.

by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014

Gonzalo

he is the most beautiful guy ever he is the best guy he is best

omg look its so gonzalo

by Pepe Marcelo November 24, 2021

Gonzalo

He can either be a really great friend or his girl's slave. People nowadays call him simp. Gonzalo really likes and enjoys anything about cars, but even more if it's a videogame. Loud music and isolating with his girlfriend is his thing too.

Oh wow, you're such a Gonzalo.
Stop being a simp, Gonzalo.

by cooldriver1995 March 9, 2021

Gonzalo

A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox

Damn he is so Gonzalo.

Look at that gonzalo

by Gonzalo Vargas July 4, 2012

Gonzalo

A Fatass Hoe Who Likes To Play XBOX 360 All Day And Also Does The 2 Knuckle Shuffle With His 1 Centimeter White Cck

Man He Is So Gonzalo

by The Man Julio February 9, 2019

gonzalo

known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.

"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"

or

"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"

by bunnyexplosion May 20, 2008

gonzalo

A WEIRD MAN WHOM I GO TO SCHOOL WITH AND HE HAS PORNO FACIAL HAIR
BUT HES ALSO AMAZING

gonzalo has porno facial hair but it’s okay he’s a good friend

by urmom10k November 29, 2021