glutard

A term that apparently means "one who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten," except that isn't how celiac disease or gluten intolerance actually works.
"I'm going to upvote this definition for glutard even though I have no understanding of the difference between an allergy, gluten intolerance and lactose intolerance. I just find people with life-threatening illnesses funny and slightly irritating."
by thegreatglutard May 24, 2013
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glutarded

To have an intolerance to wheat gluten or be gluten free.
Jane bought glutarded rice crackers to the party for all the hipsters with Celiacs.
by Frobotbrytronic March 03, 2014
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