by HighOnNarcotics January 07, 2023
You think you have gamer gunk?? You piece of fucking sigma shit. do you think you are funny??? you are a mortal man of pure and undeniable dry dick. every bone in your body is deficient of every singular vitamin in existence because of your neglect as a child. You are unfunny, unhappy, and the biggest piece of cocksucking retarded bullSHIT i have ever seen. get the FUCK out of my office and never speak to my face again, not with your stupid butthole licking mouth of yours
by oitar September 20, 2021
Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible
I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!
by vevlyisapoopyhead November 18, 2023