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fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying
by barbie legs February 6, 2007
mugGet the fucked off my assmug.

Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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Rhino-fuck up the ass

1. Totally self explanitory; needs no definition

2. To ferociously perform intercourse on an attractive booty.

3. To be in a completely fucked-up situation
1. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

2. DAMN! I wanna rhino-fuck that bitch up the ass.

3. DAMN! We are so rhino-fucked up the ass.

4. Rhino-fuck up the ass
by Corn-roller September 29, 2005
mugGet the Rhino-fuck up the assmug.

fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...
by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007
mugGet the fuck face my assmug.

Fuck An Ass

A Synonym for damnit, shit, or any word expressing dissatisfaction or disappointment
C’mon man you really smashed my chick? Fuck an ass
by Tittytoucherthomas April 4, 2021
mugGet the Fuck An Assmug.

get fucked in the ass day

Eli did you hear today is national get fucked in the ass day?
Yes, I did I'm gonna get fucked in the ass today
by Mrs.Jp April 11, 2019
mugGet the get fucked in the ass daymug.

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