Used to describe people who waste most of their lives on the internet because they can't be bothered to read a book, go outside or find a friend. Instead, they torture all the rest of us with incomprehensible cryptic words, grammar and emoji because they are too lazy to learn how to write. Ironically they believe they are the smartest person in the room. The real "professionals" typically have some kind of social justice warrior cause that is not only factually incorrect, but is actually the paradox of what is true. Yet their mindlessness does not allow them to understand and admit it to themselves.
I am not sure what scares me more: That you said that or that you believe it. Clearly you have too much free time and you don't use it very well.
by Ima Professor September 26, 2020
Get the too much free timemug. A phrase which should be used toward someone who has nothing better to do with the time they have off from school, work, etc.
Ronald: I submit a new word to the Urban Dictionary editors EVERYDAY
J: Wow you must have a lot of free time
Ronald: Yeah I do. Thanks!
J: You don´t get it, do you?
Ronald:What do you mean?
J:*sigh*...
J: Wow you must have a lot of free time
Ronald: Yeah I do. Thanks!
J: You don´t get it, do you?
Ronald:What do you mean?
J:*sigh*...
by I´mYoPopsSoListenUp April 26, 2012
Get the you must have a lot of free timemug. Teacher: You can have free time, but no computer games and you can only do I-ready
Student: Why did she give us Rommelian Free TIme?
Student 2: Because she hates humanity
Student: Why did she give us Rommelian Free TIme?
Student 2: Because she hates humanity
by Peelord69 January 5, 2024
Get the Rommelian Free Timemug. Taking a break from all things study or work related to have a nice time by hanging out with an awesome belgian guy in Delft
by DaRealTuknev May 7, 2019
Get the Free timemug. This phrase was invented by Mars Vining back in 2000 when he had took a female he had wanted to smash since 5th grade on a date. She ordered up a bunch of stuff she wouldn’t have with her parents or by herself. So why do this now ? She proceeded to tell him after eating & drinking beyond her level she wasn’t gonna let him hit because he was arrogant. It was in this moment when he could have left her to pay for what she ordered & taught her a lesson he would teach a similar whore later in life. But instead he took her home & thought about how reckless it was for her to eat & drink & be entertained for nothing but the hope of some pussy for being nice. It was then Mars knew he would not be a participant in giving “free fun time” to a user bitch!
Free Fun Time: accepting dates with no real interest in the man. But with he goal of eating nice drinking & doing things they probably can’t afford to do & the man they really like often doesn’t do
Free Fun Time: accepting dates with no real interest in the man. But with he goal of eating nice drinking & doing things they probably can’t afford to do & the man they really like often doesn’t do
She didn’t wanna fuck, but she knew jimmy would take her somewhere nice to eat & she could just go home & suck Daquan’s dick at 3 am as usual. She was hungry & bord so she was down for the Free fun time!
by Mars Vining November 17, 2018
Get the Free Fun Timemug. Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.
by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025
Get the free-timingmug. Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
Get the Batman in his Free Timemug.