flexicutioner

One who flexes in all the right ways to all the right people, no matter what he (or she) is flexing.

“Wow, you see the way he wears that ice cold fit? That Gucci belt? Those Saint Lauren slides? Yeah, that’s a flexicutioner.”

by jjheyhey9 January 16, 2019

flexation

The act of getting mortally injured or killed through the means of sealing the anus with Flex Seal. Injuries include internal bleeding, ulcers, and hemorrhoids.

The victim shown signs of flexation in the autopsy report.

by John U. Dictionary February 4, 2025

Intense Flexation

the act of flexing too hard that you pass out.

Dang Jacob, stop intense flexation of those Airpods, you might pass out.

by lil jakester April 8, 2019