fireproof

Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.

John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fireproof.

by kdp-hnl June 27, 2013

Fakeproof

Its like waterproof but instead of keeping the water it keeps the lies out.

My story is fakeproof.

by hann7777 October 22, 2019