Fanum Tax

Taking ones food

I took bros food, he should have been prepared for that fanum tax.

by Extralongdoubledeckerpecker October 16, 2023

Fanum tax

Fanum tax is essentially a practice wherein Fanum detects the consumption of food by Kai or any of his cohabitants and subsequently confiscates it.

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax.

by I Am ISKV October 14, 2023

fanum tax

i dont fucking know what this means

sticking our ur gyat for the rizzler!! ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax😛😛

by mabellll October 12, 2023

fanum tax

i have no fucking idea what this shit is pls someone explain

sticking out ur gyat for the rizzler ur so skibidi ur so fanum tax i js wanna b ur sigma

by maattie October 14, 2023

fanum tax

the process of saying a word and then stopping right before completion.

ex. “hey guys, today we’re gonna”
“he just fanum taxed us!”

by Nightmare Fredbear October 30, 2023

fanum tax

Looking elegant or majestic AND sexy, literally or imaginatively, when nude; a variation of looking classy in your birthday suit. "Fanum" meaning "phantom", i.e. invisible clothes (naked), + "Tax" meaning "tux/tuxedo". Fanum tax is a connotation of the word "birthday suit", but the terms themselves are not equivalents.

Jamie: Stephanie is so classy and smart.
Arlie: She's always wearing unflattering clothes.
Jessica: But she still looks so good. She's so fanum tax.
Jamie & Arlie: For sure!

by lingolamb October 14, 2023

fanum tax (slang)

When a friend or family member takes a part of your meal/snack, derived from Kai Cenat's fatass friend, Fanum.

Your fanum tax (slang) is now 20%!

by ipartlyenjoymonkeys October 31, 2023