Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."
Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."
Podcast retard 1 🤤
Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"
Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."
Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."
Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."
Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."
Podcast retard 1 🤤
Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"
Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."
Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."
Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."
by Hym Iam December 01, 2024
And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.
Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023