That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.
"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.
by Glokwerk July 21, 2006
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"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004
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A term used to describe particularly dressed women who know when and where it is appropriate to dress in a risqué fashion. This is only a temperamental categorization, as her actions/intentions do not necessarily reflect the attire selected for said event. Usually attributed to special celebrations involving a mixture of alcohol, music, and dancing. Extremely appropriate for New Year's Eve, birthdays, and Halloween. This is simply a cosmetic adjective and does not mirror the character's true identity.
1. Many of the women known for their allurring tactics in James Bond films displayed the perfect mixture of slutty elegance to inhherit the title of a Bond Girl.
2. From across the bar, Julie’s slutty elegance attracted many hopeful suitors, but none so lucky to actually take her home since she was not to be mistaken for a true slut.
2. From across the bar, Julie’s slutty elegance attracted many hopeful suitors, but none so lucky to actually take her home since she was not to be mistaken for a true slut.
by Jackie O. December 25, 2006
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Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
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Get the Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis mug.Daily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing.
America was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.
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Get the pledge of allegiance mug.Also known as FA. A small community on the internet, with a bunch of cool people playing funny games together. Although FA has some members who seem to ruin some off the fun (not gonna mention any names) (haha, just kidding, its Sam and Steven). FA is very famous for specially one of their members, called Steff aka Sir Psycho Sexy, because he is the sexiest person on the world! FA is also known for their great knowledge of wood. Specially members like Luke (Mczero), Jason (Selmuir) and Steff (Sir Psycho Sexy) (who btw )have detticated their life,to study wood) knows much about wood, and they even have thier own website ( http://www.freewebs.com/woodcollectorsworldwide ) FA is also known for their awsome sence of humor!
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“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”
“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”
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