Dogism

Urban dictionary; define dogism -

A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.

Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.

Although catism has its benefits, he’s a fan of the followers of dogism.

by ThePurpleRaccoon September 10, 2019

Doggism

A religion in which we worship our Holy Father Snoop Dogg or otherwise known as Father Dogg.

Would you like to take a moment to hear about Doggism and our Lord and Savior Father Dogg?

by Children of Dogg December 4, 2021

Dougish

To refuse to do anything that may help others unless it benefits themselves.

"Dude stop being so dougish and stop playing video games"

by Dick Johnsonburg February 21, 2008

doughism

the religion of a person who is addicted to eating cookie dough.

She is obsessed with cookie dough, like a doughist.

He practices doughism, and eats cookie dough every day.

by Milly heid February 8, 2025