Douche

The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk

Sydney Smith is a douche

by Whackjack June 6, 2010

Douching

Using water to clean out one's rectum prior to anal sex.

Douching has turned ny ass from a Donald Trump sandwich to a Dolly Parton sandwich.

by WhoDatFreshBoi January 22, 2019

Doucheness

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

douche

A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.

That kid Alex Bestes is a total douche.

by Seannnn69 February 21, 2009

douche

Something presented as helpful and beneficial for women when in fact it's wholly unnecessary and can cause more problems down the line. Alternately, a person who might be described in a roughly similar way.

That douche seemed pleasant at first, but really started to irritate me after a few days.

by Lunck September 28, 2010

Douche

A fucking odd person who likes to annoy the shit out of ppl and have pleasure abt it. They stand out alot due to their abnormalities and other things that ppl hate about them. Feel free to use this as an insult to those you fucking hate. Another word for a douche is nonce.

Dominic: I! Didn't! Eat! Your! CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Ray: Stfu you douche, I saw you.
Dominic: Fuck youuuuu! I didn't eat your cheese!!!!!

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021