A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably
hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that
don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.
This
guy in my class is a total dog
fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an
evil sociopath.