Ditchie

The act of leaving friends in a bar early to go home and scrape your ass like a muddy ditch in bed

Did richie leave early ? Yeah good old ditchie strikes again

by Noegip June 6, 2020

Ditchy

When you're so tired but you have to drive to pick someone up, and you micro sleep and nearly hit the ditch, possibly more than once.

"His flight doesn't come in til 1am, I'm going to be sooo ditchy!"

by Blue Sparrow November 5, 2025