dick in a box

1. make a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

It's a dick in a box, giirll.

I want a dick in a box for Kwanzaa.

by George Ellis December 26, 2006

Dick In A Box

A man that a woman is using as a friend for sex in case her relationship does not go well.

Girl#1: Jerry's my "dick in a box."

Girl#2: Ready to "break in case of emergency?"

by DragRacerX May 16, 2009

dick-in-a-box

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

dick in the box

A dick in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.

Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:

One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box

Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"

Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.

Honey I know it's our anniversary but if it helps I got you my dick in the box!

by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014

Dick n a box

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

by Leonidis June 21, 2008

Celebrity Dick in a Box

A hit game-show on independent South Wales TV. The show consists of male celebrities taking turns to see how long they can support a medium sized budweiser box on their erect penises.

"Hello, this is Nelson Mandela and you're watching celebrity dick in a box!"

"I'm Sir Alan Sugar and you're watching celebrity dick in a bloody box!"

Good day my name is Archbishop Rowan Williams and you've been watching celebrity dick in a box

by ***Welshy*** September 13, 2010