A desperado is a kind of joint. When someone runs out of weed, with little hope of weed in the immediate future, they may opt to roll and smoke a desperado, which is a joint made up of all the joint-ends in the ashtray, the scrapings-out of all the weed baggies lying around, and pretty much all the weed from everywhere that there might be weed.
It's never really worth it - it's normally completely minging, and it can be a bit of an effort finishing off a desperado because it is the pinnacle of horrible. It might get you a tiny bit stoned, but you'll probably be so miserable after smoking something so horrible that you'll want to die.
Actually, fuck it. It's always worth it.
It's never really worth it - it's normally completely minging, and it can be a bit of an effort finishing off a desperado because it is the pinnacle of horrible. It might get you a tiny bit stoned, but you'll probably be so miserable after smoking something so horrible that you'll want to die.
Actually, fuck it. It's always worth it.
Dear Diary,
It's been eighteen hours since I ran out of weed. I've been in a cold sweat for forteen of them, and I've already clawed out my left eye. The only thing I can think of doing is smoking a desperado, although it'll make my fingers smell, half of it will be ash, and I probably wont get stoned at all. But at least it's something to do!
I'm sinking deeper and deeper into withdrawal. I NEED A DESPERADO NOW.
Signing off,
John Major.
It's been eighteen hours since I ran out of weed. I've been in a cold sweat for forteen of them, and I've already clawed out my left eye. The only thing I can think of doing is smoking a desperado, although it'll make my fingers smell, half of it will be ash, and I probably wont get stoned at all. But at least it's something to do!
I'm sinking deeper and deeper into withdrawal. I NEED A DESPERADO NOW.
Signing off,
John Major.
by Earfetish August 13, 2005
A male who, by virtue of the sheer volume of girls he flirts with, is able to hook up often. However, because of his lax standards, these invariably end up in the 1-5 range.
by whathaveyou32 September 28, 2010
A desperado is a female that meets all of these characteristics...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection
and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends
but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection
and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends
but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...
Guy 1 "dude remember that kid back in high school that worked at 7-Eleven?"
Guy 2 "which one?"
Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."
Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"
Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"
Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"
Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"
Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"
Guy 2 "which one?"
Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."
Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"
Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"
Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"
Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"
Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"
by Fuck Will Smith... I Am Legend February 02, 2008
a very sore butthole which may possibly be inflicted with a case of hemmmoroids. this may cause excessive pain. possible signs are: bloody butthole, excessive complaining, soreness, and restlessness
"you guys, desperado is killing me."
by wenis penis January 19, 2010
by necroticcadaver April 08, 2009
a man who has homies to back him up but in the end he feels lonely
(love wise)
he rejects alot of girls and still wonders why he is alone.
(love wise)
he rejects alot of girls and still wonders why he is alone.
scott: why can't i find someone? im going to be alone forever.
ramon: shut up, you're a DESPERADO, you reject like every girl that show interest in you.
scott: i know. ;(
ramon: shut up, you're a DESPERADO, you reject like every girl that show interest in you.
scott: i know. ;(
by DE$PERADO October 27, 2017
a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.
by Brian Dennehey January 21, 2007