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Flirtatious Desperation

The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.
"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."
by A random nobody :) February 24, 2022
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Desperation Station

A gas station that is on a highway, where there is no other gas station in the area; the prices are much higher than a common gas station, so you would have to be desperate and low on gas to even consider getting gas from there.
A)Wow, did you see that gas station? The gas was $7.00/gal.

B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.
by Domonic July 4, 2008
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Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.
by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019
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Depseration

Depression caused by desperation

Combined by word depression and desperation
Steve have depseration because of sophia becauese she friendzoned him
by Nibba-infinite June 8, 2021
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desperation kink

The sexual arousal someone feels when they feel the need to piss.
by Jsoevels January 1, 2016
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Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.
Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020
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Desolation

To be utterly annihilated to be destroyed nothing else left
You'll know when you meet desolation.
by Desolation January 20, 2015
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