Deighton

A person who thinks the gym is life and touches prepubescent gingers inappropriately

Person 1: did you know Jakeo is a Deighton

by Boys busses October 15, 2019

doing a deighton

When you take tossing it off at work to the next level usually on the phone to the wife.

Barry "Hey John look at that fat lazy cunt on his phone again it's no wonder he gets nothing done at work."
John "Yeah barry hes Doing a Deighton he's lost every job he's ever had for being a lazy bastard"

by LEWIS SIMPSON May 6, 2018