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dank tank

The tank on top of the water cooler holding Planet Earth brand water, the best bottled water to be found on the face of the planet. Purity of Essense
After a long night of drunken revelry, I awoke to the urge to drain the contents of the dank tank in order to rehydrate.
by water boy January 16, 2004
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Dank a Tank

The word is portrayed from when you are high and you are with a friend, and you just found out something amazing ie: the best tasting food, Best koolaid, or how you just feel awesome in general. this is one of the many stoner words for this feeling as in Chillin like a Villan high as a kite or just dank phat and bitchen its word that means how simply awesome something is at that moment.
Guy1- Dude i just made this Dank a Tank koolaid, TASTE this shit!!
Guy2- HOLY SHIT! this stuff is intense!

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Guy1- Wow this is the best feeling ever
Guy2- i know man its soo dank a tank.

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Guy1-yeah dude I never knew how good this ramen and butter is.. its just~ simply... .... uhh... .???
Guy2- Dank a Tank?
Guy1- yeeaaaahhhh......

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by Naulty December 5, 2009
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Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank

“My tank has never been so dank”
by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020
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