desperado

A desperado is a female that meets all of these characteristics...
-low self esteem
-poor social skills
-desperate want for male affection

and usually these characteristics...
-decent looking
-high sex drive
-few close friends

but most imporatantly, a female is not a desperado unless she...
-hooks up with, fucks, or dates general tools, losers, weirdos, abusive men, assclowns, pizza faces, disproportionally younger men, disproportionally older men, men who speak a language that the desperado can't understand, comic book/anime nerds, etc...

Guy 1 "dude remember that kid back in high school that worked at 7-Eleven?"

Guy 2 "which one?"

Guy 1 "you know, the dude with the really bad acne problem, he wore that wrestlemania t-shirt every other day, smelled awful..."

Guy 2 "oh yeah that weird kid, whats his name... um, Eugene. what about him?"

Guy 1 "I saw him the other day with some really hot chick, I guess they're going out now"

Guy 2 "wow, did he change at all?"

Guy 1 "nope, same old dirty ass Eugene"

Guy 2 "wow, that girl's a desperado"

desperado by Fuck Will Smith... I Am Legend February 2, 2008

desperado

a very sore butthole which may possibly be inflicted with a case of hemmmoroids. this may cause excessive pain. possible signs are: bloody butthole, excessive complaining, soreness, and restlessness

"you guys, desperado is killing me."

desperado by wenis penis January 19, 2010

Desperado

Dis one waz from da streets man!

Somebody so damn desperate to be loved and adored.
Eg. a Big Brother contestant.

Desperado by Kinny April 19, 2005

Desperado

bandits in da club, playground, or workplace. usually of mexican/indian decent. also refers to an imprisoned white adolescent.

i ain't no straight cat, i be a desperado.

dude, keep your eye on that desperado

Desperado by Fuzzle Puppy February 13, 2009

desperado

A man with long dark hair, usually shoulders-length. Based on the Desperado movie.

"Hey, look at this Desperado!"

desperado by necroticcadaver April 8, 2009

DESPERADO

a man who has homies to back him up but in the end he feels lonely
(love wise)
he rejects alot of girls and still wonders why he is alone.

scott: why can't i find someone? im going to be alone forever.

ramon: shut up, you're a DESPERADO, you reject like every girl that show interest in you.

scott: i know. ;(

DESPERADO by DE$PERADO October 28, 2017

desperado

a biker gang that has less than five members. Only the leader of the gang actually drives a harley davidson, however, each gangmember are expected to style wristbands engraved with the "desperado" title. Women are only eligable to become a member of this gang if they submit a nude photo straddling any type of two wheeled vehicle.

Drive in style the desperado way!

desperado by **krissy** August 29, 2006