The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025
Get the Promised Consort Radahnmug. Absurdity of a situation in which nothing is out of the ordinary. The definition itself is an oxymoron.
Apple falls out of a tree on some person's head.
Said person: The consortity of this situation is crazy! Am I also a genius now?
Said person: The consortity of this situation is crazy! Am I also a genius now?
by MERIRIDAPEAR September 25, 2025
Get the consortitymug. A young, attractive individual who forms a romantic bond with a gay couple. Primarily a friend, the Twink Consort often extends this friendship to include romantic activities. Unlike a Twink/Daddy relationship, the power dynamic between a Twink Consort and the gay couple is balanced. The couple is in a healthy and loving relationship, with neither partner desiring to break off their partnership to pursue the Twink Consort, nor does the Twink Consort wish to disrupt their bond. Not only physically appealing, he is also intelligent, educated, and cultured. He is skilled in the art of entertainment, exhibits impeccable manners, and possesses a keen sense of style and sophistication. Typically, this relationship develops from an existing friendship or through friends of friends, rather than through a gay dating app. The Twink Consort caters to the couple’s romantic desires and may also be engaged in a romantic relationship of his own.
While vacationing in Provincetown, Josh and Ryan enjoyed the company of their Twink Consort, Liam, who brought an extra layer of excitement and fun to their trip.
by Joseph29 July 29, 2024
Get the Twink Consortmug.