Clown Car Syndrome

Used to describe any situation or place that suffers a sudden influx of people for no explicable reason, like those piling into a clown car.

At 2:10, the lecture hall suffered a severe case of Clown Car Syndrome.

by Trotbot April 3, 2009

Clown Penis Syndrome

Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.

The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.

"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."

by sidecarsally June 21, 2009

clown feet syndrome

Over sized feet that cause stress to the knees and joints

My clown feet syndrome is killing me

by Sufferer and victim April 29, 2014