Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.
The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.
The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.
"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."
by sidecarsally June 21, 2009
My clown feet syndrome is killing me
by Sufferer and victim March 23, 2014
The feeling of always needing to try to be funny, or feeling as though people expect you to do something funny at any given time.
"Why does Dave always act so weird when we smoke?"
"He's got a bad case of Clown Syndrome, we should really talk to him about it."
"He's got a bad case of Clown Syndrome, we should really talk to him about it."
by Tororotororon October 26, 2020