dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008

Chow mein ramen noodles

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster

Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles”

by Onyx84 May 30, 2021

Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023

Chabhavs chow mein

Best thing ever. No cap. So good

Chabhavs chow mein is in town

by ookfnbfv March 29, 2022

“Beef Chow Mein”

When one man shits in another man’s curly hair.

Possibly the reason for Warren Zaman’s smirk in the music video for Warewolves of London

He got “Beef Chow Maned” when he drank too much and passed out at the party

Bobby says he’s gonna give johnny a nice big helping of “beef chow mein” on their 3rd date

by Chlap D’Ahough November 30, 2025