To choke poke is to be fukkin your bird in a place where you shouldn't be and she making so much noise that you have to start chokin her to get that bitch to shut the fuck up.
by BJOB O'Brien February 3, 2008
Get the ChokePoke mug.When a girl sits on your face without telling you she's bleeding. Upon realization, you sit up and begin choking her, laughing all the while.
"Hey man, did you hear what Zack did to your mom last night?"
"Yeah, man. I can't believe he went all Joker Choker on her. It took a week to get that off his face."
"Yeah, man. I can't believe he went all Joker Choker on her. It took a week to get that off his face."
by RomanBoners September 3, 2023
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