Candlejack

When you shove a candle up your ass,and then jerkoff.

"Omg Bobby wtf are you doing?"
Candlejacking wanna join?

by gretone August 6, 2016

candlejack

yet another unfunny meme from 4chan. (see jackass

F. A. Got: John, have you ever heard of candlejack? They say if...
John: Take it outside 4chan.

by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008

candle jack

Candle Jack is a villian from the WB show, "Freakzoid". He abducts anyone who says his na

You idiots, candle jack isn't real. I can say it all I wan

by m0d August 14, 2006

Candledick

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock

"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Cacklejack

1. One who masturbates in public

2. One who gives obvious signals of masturbation in public.

1. Bry: Dude, that one guy on the plane... did you see him? His hand was all over the inside of his jeans and then he just... sprinted to the bathroom...
Reek: Yeah, he was a real cacklejack, alright.

2. Reek: I can't believe he left a used condom at our door. What kinda retaliation for a joke is that?
Birr: None at all. He's just a dumb cacklejack.

by BananaCity October 17, 2008

handlejacker

Someone, who on an (open membership usually) online forum, steals a username of someone else and uses it pretending to be that person.

"There's a handlejacker here"

by .Violet. November 17, 2007

Candleface

A slutty girl (or gay guy) who gives so much head that their face looks like it's a candle- dripping in "wax".

Wat up candleface, heard you went down on Mike last night.

by Ray Chicago August 3, 2008