cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.

I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.

by Casey R. June 10, 2005

Cracker Jacking

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.

My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.

by Dutchbag July 13, 2012

cracker jack

●A noun used to describe an action as "cool","dope","crazy",or "sweet".(Like the popcorn)

●A term also used for naive caucasian boys.

1.
Friend:"I made out with Jennifer last night!"
You:"That's fucking cracker jack,man."

2.
Douchebag Friend:"Probably got a acceptance letter to Harvard already"
You:"You're a cracker jack"

by wizardswag October 14, 2012

cracker jack

another name for white person

that person is such cracker jack

by Regina flangy September 27, 2005

cracker jack

A word to describe high priced low quality housing that is insufficient in size

You don't live in a "studio" apartment, that's an overpriced cracker jack box.

by Werdswirth Sayen February 1, 2018

cracker jack

A crazy, silly, or nutty person

That guy is such a cracker jack!!!

by 1Anon. April 26, 2006

Cracker Jack

When someone smacks, hits, or back hands a white person.

You:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!*smacks white man thats standing next to you* White man: OWW!*Rubs cheek* Random Stranger: Ooh B*tch you just got Cracker Jacked!

by Michealla Kixx May 10, 2010