Brazilian Blowout

A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
by John Boehners April 11, 2011
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Brazilian Blowout

The process of using small amounts of explosives to blast off your pubic hair.
Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
by Luther23 April 08, 2010
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brazilian blowout

When two Brazilian Transvestites are having sex and one gives the other a pink sock.
I was watching some Brazilian tranny porn i found and i almost puked when i saw the Brazilian Blowout at the end!
by Coyote79 October 04, 2010
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brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel
"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"
by jacksonbarr May 04, 2016
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