Sheer Bower

sheer bower is the term used when you drink a beer in the shower, specifically when getting ready to go out to a bar, party etc. while your pre-gaming

I'm gonna have a sheer bower while I get ready tonight for the party.

by Rushdown October 30, 2010

Bower bird

A female who is in a threesome with two gay guys. She is wanking them off while they are kissing above her.

Last night the boys fully bower birded me!

by Mikarly November 17, 2019

tower bower

A person of the Muslum faith who has to pray in the direction of Mecca.

I think the person that moved in next door is a tower bower.

by mrkleen July 6, 2005

Jack Bower

When one jacks off then immedeatly proceeds to take a shower while drinking a beer in the shower. One can do this collection of activities in any order, but the beer must be drank while in the shower. (Jack off + beer in shower= bower)

Example 1
Person 1: So when are you coming over?
Person 2: In a little while. I gotta get me a Jack Bower, take a dump and eat dinner then I'll be over.

Example 2
Person 1: So did you slip her the sausage last night?
Person 2: Na I dumped that dirty dyke and went home to snag a Jack Bower.

by Scotty Tits March 31, 2008

bowner

When a person wears underwear that has a bow on the front, then wears tight pants, thus creating a protrusion from the lower pelvic area.

Stacy: Oh my God, Becky, look at her bowner!
Becky: Ew! Have some self respect.

by youcantsitwithus January 31, 2015

The Rusty Bower

The Rusty Bower is the latest and greatest sex position that's sweeping the nation.

In order to perform said position, you need to do the following.

1) Get a can of PBR
2) Get a girl
3) Position yourself in the Captain Morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) With PBR in hand, bend her over and start going to town.

Ross wanted to try a new sex position, so he grabbed a PBR and gave her the Rusty Bower

by Hawkeye91 February 26, 2010

Bower Shrub

Someone who is nice to everyone but gets awkward and weird when faced with someone who he has had issues with. Someone who is also gay and likes to fuck his friends.

That boy who just randomly pissed off that girl is such a bower shrub

by Najong November 3, 2016