Skip to main content

The Beauty and The Beast 

The movie you should see when having sensible girls over. This movie tends to get them in a special state where you can take sexual advantage of them because they consider everything romantic after seeing the love unfolding between a hairy beast and a hb.
Random dude: "Was The Beauty and The Beast the only thing you made her watch?"
Smart dude: "Should i lie, or make you jealous?"
Random dude: "Gj"
The Beauty and The Beast mug front
Get the The Beauty and The Beast mug.
See more merch

beauty and the beastiality 

A knock-off porno that doesn't exist, but should because of how good that name is.
Beauty and the beastiality follows the story of a girl who wants to be fucked by a massive... bear? I don't really know what it is, but she wants it.

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.
Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.