wet banana peel

1) N. A used condom inside out
2) V. The act of throwing a used condom turned inside out at someone.

1) Damn, I found a wet banana peel on the grass in the park.
2) I wet banana peeled him from behind while he was busy eating his lunch.

by Hugh G. Rekshun July 14, 2006

Slip me with the banana peel

When a person tries to trick or fool someone with obvious false information that is immediately proved to be a ruse. This originated from a slippery banana peel unfurled on the ground that is commonly seen in Nintendo’s “Mario Kart”.

Keith: Hey Ryan, your car is getting towed!
Ryan: No it’s not. I can see my car out the window. Pshhh! Don’t try to slip me with the banana peel!

by Walk Daddy Dolla$ June 26, 2018

Banana Peeler

Female equivalent to a cherry popper.

A woman who has sex with virgins-
intentionally or not is beside the point.

Man, she's such a banana peeler!

She's going after eighteen year olds left and right!

by Al Harwin May 10, 2009

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012

Banana Peeling

Taking a young boy's virginity; the male equivalent of cherry popping.

My Aunt Annabelle went on a drunken banana peeling spree when she crashed my junior prom.

by G2mbstone September 25, 2008

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

banana peel

To make oneself feel pleasure by inserting banana peel onto penis, one can decide to eat after during or before. Usually this is performed by Devin Goodnight

Duuuuuddeee? Did you see that conversation about Devin sexually abusing the banana peel??

by Mother Teresa February 4, 2008