bad joke alert

When sombody says a bad joke sombody else will come back with Bad Joke Alert to shoot down his awful joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross to the other side!



Bad joke alert.

by J-lizzle July 3, 2005

Bad joke flamingo

When someone tells a bad joke and out of nervousness and douche-bag-edness they put their elbow out to the side and nudge the person nearest them in hopes of nudging a laugh out of someone.

bob: "so then i said rectum, damn near killed em!" *bad joke flamingo*

by kyleacunningham March 4, 2008

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

fucked off for a bad joke

1. Australian slang used as an expression typically in the context of total and utter disregard, disappointment, failure, misery etc.

1. A: "Tried to get my movie on with the missus last night"
B: "Word? What was it?"
A: "Failure to Launch"
B: "Any good?"
A: "It was fucked off for a bad joke, mate. One of those Matthew McConaughey abortions"
B: "I like him. He's cute and coolomoondo"
A: "Yeh i guess - WAIT WHAT?!?!"

by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch August 9, 2006