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fart baby

Medical term describing a condition in which the build up of gas in the gut result in a distended abdomen. The resulting "pooch" makes the person appear 3-5 months pregnant. This condition is most prevalent in skinny girls. Almost always followed by a long night of Dutch Oven festivities.
Hey honey you're not pregnant again are you? No I had chilli fries for lunch. I'm working on a fart baby for tonight. You had better not fall asleep first.
by Lazy_Rgr April 19, 2011
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Little baby stack farts

The most lethal and noxious gas that comes out of a man/boy that looks like Jimmy Neutron while he's in a deep slumber. They smell like exit 13A in NJ, mixed with a homeless man's shit. They are usually accompanied by giggles. Little baby stack farts can't kill you but you'll wish you were dead.
Omg. Ew. This room smells like tiny little baby stack farts!
by Steven Susan Dierdorf October 19, 2019
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Babyfart McGeezaks

1) Persons who always insist that they never have money to do sweet things with their buddies, but then magically get cash to buy unnecessary things.

2) People who put up fronts in an attempt to hide the truth.
3) Space aliens who tell you that they are running from space cops, but in reality they are all working together.
Tom: Dude, did you get the tickets for the Buckethead concert yet?
Steve: No man, I'm broke as shit... I can't get them.
Tom: But dude, this was our summer plan, to go see him!
Steve: Yeah well..... By the way, I'm gonna buy this sweet $200 monitor for my playstation!
Tom: ... Damn dude you are such a Babyfart McGeezaks...
Steve: wat?!
by DjStyles July 28, 2011
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