A brown nose is a Sycophantic person who has their head so far up somebodys ass that they have a brown nose, hense the name.
by Andy S. All September 14, 2005
Someone who 'suck up'. He is a person of low or irrelevant technical standing wishing to distinguish himself by his presence and input at meetings for which he has a minimal or no understanding. Complimenting and Agreeing with senior staff and their poorly thought-out plans is the typical implementation of this position. The position is typically advertised under a job-pseudonym.
by pipistrone October 27, 2004
A kiss ass who sucks up to a person in authority to rise through the ranks faster then his peers and his boss
Tovakinpi Toshikhan is such a brown nose.
by A loyal Hapan April 11, 2008
to suck up or kiss ass. the term BROWN nose is because your nose is up there ass as you're kissing it, if that makes any sense.
John is a total brownnoser because he is always sucking up to the teacher.
John likes to brown nose in english class, because he needs a b etter grade and won't just do the work.
John likes to brown nose in english class, because he needs a b etter grade and won't just do the work.
by awink February 27, 2006
Where a female first takes a shit before sex and doesn't wipe (most likely will be used as a joke). If the female is then being eaten out while she is on her hands and knees, the male's nose will be covered in the woman's un-wipped shit.
Man: So, my wife brown nosed me the other day.
Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?
Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!
(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)
Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?
Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!
(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)
by Romayuri March 14, 2010
1. To suck up or be very nice to your boss or teacher to earn special treatment.
2. To pull down your pants and shove someone's nose into your anal cavity, leaving the tip covered in shit. (Should be done after taking a poop. Not wiping also produces better results.)
2. To pull down your pants and shove someone's nose into your anal cavity, leaving the tip covered in shit. (Should be done after taking a poop. Not wiping also produces better results.)
1. "Dammit! Johnson wouldn't have gotten that raise if he wasn't such a brown nose."
2. "Ha, Tim was such an asshole yesterday that today on the bus, I gave him a brown nose."
2. "Ha, Tim was such an asshole yesterday that today on the bus, I gave him a brown nose."
by Pepé March 21, 2005
The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006